Dear ______1______,

I am _______2______ to tell you this, but ________3_______ and I are ___________4___________. I wanted to tell you before but __________5_________. I just want you to know that no matter what happens, ___________6_______________. I first noticed that ____________7____________, when ______8______. I will be living ________9_________, so don’t try and find me.

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Your name

1. Your hair color
2. You favorite color
3. Number of siblings you have
4. Favorite pet
5. Your favorite season
6. Letter your name starts with
7. Other language you speak
8. Your eye color
9. Your favorite drink
10. Your favorite meal of the day

#1: Your hair color
~Blonde: Professors at Harvard University
~Brunette: Mr. President of the Walt Disney Company
~Redhead: Mr. Prime Minister of Great Britain
~Black: Seventh cousin twice removed
~Dyed odd colors: Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz

#2: Your favorite color
~Blue: so sorry
~Green: obligated
~Red: crazy
~Black: reluctant
~Yellow: so excited
~Orange: dying
~Purple: somewhat afraid
~White: at my wits end
~Gray: very happy

#3: How many siblings (real, not step or half) you have
~0: the Knight of Ni
~1: Mary Kate Olsen
~2: Pikachu
~3: Hillary Clinton
~4. Darth Vader
~5: Princess Zelda
~6: Alphonse Elric
~7: Rock Lee
~8: Dora the Explorer
~9+: Riza, Queen of Mudkipz

#4: Your favorite pet
~Dog: Getting a Divorce
~Cat: Going to get married
~Bird: Going on vacation
~Small Animal: Going to the Roller Disco
~Horse: Going Skydiving
~Snake: Attending the Super Bowl
~Tropical Animal: Going to Jupiter

#5: Your favorite season
~Spring: I was out searching for the Holy Grail
~Summer: I was trapped in an alternate dimension
~Fall: I was sitting on my butt playing video games
~Winter: I was looking for the Philosopher’s Stone

#6: Letter your name starts with
~A-D: Fanboys will always scare me.
~E-H: Bill Gates will never achieve world domination.
~I-L: Whiney sparkly vampire stories will always be annoying.
~M-P: Monty Python and the Holy Grail will always be the best movie ever made.
~Q-T: I will always liek Mudkipz.
~U-X: Big Brother will always be watching you.
~Y-Z: Violence is ALWAYS the answer.

#7: Other language you speak
~None: the hokey pokey really IS what it’s all about
~Spanish: Hello Kitty is the supreme goddess of the universe
~French: the Big Gay Dance IS really gay
~German: Asian boys are really cute
~Japanese: my 9th grade English teacher was the devil
~Chinese: L has a serious case of OCD
~English (second language): Great Britain really isn’t that great.
~Other: Cows say “moo”.

#8: Your eye color
~Blue: I was dancing the Macarena
~Brown: I got schlapped with a fisch
~Green: I discovered the meaning of life
~Hazel: Navi the fairy told me so
~Grey: I went bungee jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge
#9: Your favorite drink
~Water: In Howl’s Moving Castle
~Coke Products: in The Castle of Arrrrggggghhhh
~Pepsi Products: in Hyrule Castle
~Juice: Under a bridge
~Milk: in the little village of Resembool
~Hot Chocolate: aboard the Space Colony ARK
~Tea: On the Death Star
~Coffee: in Munchkin Land

#10: Your favorite meal of the day
~Breakfast: Yours truly
~Lunch: So long and thanks for all the fish
~Dinner: May the force be with you
~Afternoon snack: Please take a shower
~Midnight snack: Goodbye forever

Here’s what mine looks like:

Dear Professors at Harvard University,

I am crazy to tell you this, but the Knight of Ni and I are going to get married. I wanted to tell you before, but I was out searching for the Holy Grail. I just want you to know that no matter what happens, I will always liek Mudkipz. I first noticed that Hello Kitty is the supreme goddess of the universe when Navi the fairy told me so. I will be living aboard the Space Colony ARK, so don’t try and find me.

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish,
Rachel/Riza




Feel free to do this XD I had fun making it. Sorry for all the random references XD lol.


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